Monkeys and Jackasses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHgcdHVck0

Palin Derangement Syndrome has reduced the “talent”  at MSNBC, and most of their guests, to a bunch of screeching monkeys, jumping up and down and beating their brow. And CNN can’t help but reveal themselves as a bunch of braying  jackasses at the mention of her name.

On Sarah Palin’s recent trip to Haiti, on behalf of Samaritan’s Purse, she made the decision to exclude all other news coverage of her visit except FOX, and declined to answer questions after a brief statement to the press.

Now, someone not infected with PDS might come to the conclusion that she did not want to turn her visit into a three-ring media circus, with all of the focus on her and her “hairdresser”. A normal person might be less concerned with whether this trip might benefit her politically, and understand that her celebrity might bring attention and assistance to the Haitian people. A sane Democrat might conclude that, for Haiti, at this point all puclicity is good publicity.

Obviously, there are no sane Democrats, or even any normal people at MSNBC. The always apoplectic Ed Schultz, comparing apples to oranges, thinks that people should be offended that she is using this as a photo op “at this late date”. Ed obviously didn’t get the memo about his soul sisters at CNN having their panties in a bunch because she didn’t invite their cameramen and photographers to the photo op.

Meanwhile, the Hee Haw network had to interrupt their hard-hitting, in depth reporting on the purse that a Florida school board member swung at the man who was holding her fellow board members at gunpoint with the breaking news that Sarah Palin is a big meanie. Apparently they were upset because she wouldn’t let them dog her every step, and shout questions about where she gets her nails done, and what kind of gum she chews.

One intrepid reporter spun his coverage to imply that she excluded not only the media, but Haitians as well. He even concludes his report by saying “We never saw her, while she was here, with a single Haitian.” Poor fool didn’t realize that his own network was making him look like the southbound end of a northbound donkey by showing actual pictures of suffering Haitians the whole time he was talking. But the look on his face when his own anchor called him on it was priceless. I can’t decide what he reminds me more of when he’s standing there opening and closing his mouth, Barack Obama without his binky, or that fish on Sarah Palin’s Alaska right before she smacked it with a billy club. What do you think?